…in the new mashup video from acclaimed re-imagineers Vulture Remixes.
Do you remember all that moaning and speculation about who was going to be the next famed British secret agent, James Bond, before Daniel Craig (Layer Cake) assumed the 007 mantle? Yes? Well, it’s only become a million times worse since Craig’s final outing, “Spectre“, nears completion. Previously, on Skyfall, all British and Bond-related records were smashed. Obviously, it’s big business, and a British institution. People are taking this seriously.
For Your Eyes Only, Darling
This is serious news for any true Terminator fan. To me, the saga peaked and terminated (lol) with Judgement Day. Rise of the Machines was a shallow, pointless farse, followed only by the crushingly limp and disappointing Salvation. Even the Sarah Connor Chronicles took badasses Summer Glau (Firefly, Serenity) and Lena Headey (300, Game of Thrones) and still managed to screw it up. I guess even with kobe beef, some chefs can’t even make a good Whammyburger.
But there is a glimmer of hope.
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In villain news this week, leaked set photos of the new Captain America movie have emerged revealing Frank Grillo in full costume as Crossbones. I don’t blame you for not knowing who he is, but believe me, he could play a pivotal role in the next phase of Marvel’s super hero plans.
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It’s fair to say that X-Men Origins: Wolverine was all kinds of terrible. It couldn’t decide whether it was deadly serious or popcorn silly. Plus the CGI effects were 1980’s lame, and it alienated many nerd fans with it’s needless meddling with the X-Canon. A saving grace, however, was the inclusion of Ryan Reynolds (Blade Trinity, Green Lantern) as Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool. While he apparently died at the end, we all hoped it wouldn’t be the last we’d see of the wise-cracking, fourth-wall-breaking super assassin.
Thankfully, Fox were well ahead of us.
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Actor, writer, producer, girl-seducer, poet, and now teacher James Franco (Rise of the Planet Of The Apes) and long time collaborative writer/producer Vince Jolivette are offering their services as guides to any film neophyte for a mere $25.
Find out how to get it in on this below.
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The MPAA (the Motion Picture Association of America to all you peasants) have pulled a bullshit move, and banned one of the posters for Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For. Depicting the eminently sultry Eva Green (Casino Royale, 300: Rise of an Empire) close to undress, the uptight censors have deemed the image too provocative for normal human eyes.
Thankfully we run a wholly censorship free environment here at moviebastards.com, and you can see the badass vixen in all her black and white NSFW glory below.
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