Review: The Great Wall

the great wall matt damon poster

I kind of felt that Jason Bourne, the most recent in the Bourne franchise, really didn’t explore anything new. It was treading the same old ground. Director Paul Greengrass should have changed it up. How about switch the location (how about China?), the era (AD 1000 sounds good), and instead of fighting corrupt CIA goons, why not pitch him against space aliens. Sounds like we’re on to a winner.

Chinese Starship Troopers featuring Matt Damon

Review: Kill Command

Kill Command Movie Poster

Let’s face it, your girlfriend/wife/significant other isn’t ever going to light some candles, open a bottle of wine, sit down beside you on the couch and seductively¬†say¬†“Hey baby, lets watch a film called Kill Command“. No. This shit’s gonna have to be a solo mission.

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