Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 2nd Trailer Reveal

Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens poster

What better way to set the world slathering at the mouth like lusty teenage boys than by revealing a new Star Wars trailer. Despite the cruel pain and false promises made by the prequel trilogy, we’re still all ready to forgive and forget, and give our old love just one more chance. And it would seem that our attentive¬†patience and forgiveness is about to pay off.

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New Expendables 3 Trailer Promises Non-Stop Action, Destruction

Expendables 3 Poster

With the cinema release a little over two months away, Millennium Films are tickling our balls once more with yet another action-laden trailer for the third in the Old-Men-Returning-To-Blow-Shit-Up series, Expendables 3.

This time we’re being treated to even more explosions, violence and action legends.

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Expendables 3 Trailer Drops into Battle

Expendables 3 poster

So Stallone and Co. recently released some black and white character posters for each of the Expendables 3 posse, and oh man has the team grown. While we still have the ¬†A-list of 80’s badass icons from the original film (minus Bruce Willis), Sly has also thrown Wesley Snipes (Demolition Man, Blade), Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones, Star Wars), and Mel Gibson (Mad Max, Braveheart) into the mix, amongst many others. Hot off the heels of these artsy promo snaps, we’ve also been graced with a new trailer, one that promises plenty of merry violence and explosions to come. Oh my!

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