Bastard Hall of Fame: Francisco Scaramanga

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Like a bulbous child engorged on sweets and ice cream, every James Bond outing is bursting at the seams with bastards and bad guys. And like clockwork, James would swoop in and foil their plans left and right, shag their women, and beat them to the tune of a Shirley Bassey song. What a massive party-pooper.

It wasn’t until 1974 when we were introduced to the first badguy who was actually a match for Bond. This reckless dude had no plans of world domination or glory or greed. Just a flat out challenger to the crown.

Let’s find out about Francisco Scaramanga – The Man With The Golden Gun

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Idris Elba is James Bond…

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…in the new mashup video from acclaimed re-imagineers Vulture Remixes.

Do you remember all that moaning and speculation about who was going to be the next famed British secret agent, James Bond, before Daniel Craig (Layer Cake) assumed the 007 mantle? Yes? Well, it’s only become a million times worse since Craig’s final outing, “Spectre“, nears completion. Previously, on Skyfall, all British and Bond-related records were smashed. Obviously, it’s big business, and a British institution. People are taking this seriously.

For Your Eyes Only, Darling