Review: Dune

Dune movie poster

When I was a kid I made a discovery. Like some archeologist stumbling upon a clue to a lost treasure, I came across a “boys” comics annual (like Hotspur or Action or whatever) that had actual photographs of chrome-armored baddies gunning down some people. This was cool for two reasons. One, chrome robots shooting lasers at people will always be badass. Second, back in the 80’s these publications never featured photos, especially not of outside properties. In this case it was a push for kids to star watching the original Battlestar Galactica series. But across from these photos was an ad for something else. Some weird film called “Dune“.

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Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens 2nd Trailer Reveal

Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens poster

What better way to set the world slathering at the mouth like lusty teenage boys than by revealing a new Star Wars trailer. Despite the cruel pain and false promises made by the prequel trilogy, we’re still all ready to forgive and forget, and give our old love just one more chance. And it would seem that our attentive┬ápatience and forgiveness is about to pay off.

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