What better way to set the world slathering at the mouth like lusty teenage boys than by revealing a new Star Wars trailer. Despite the cruel pain and false promises made by the prequel trilogy, we’re still all ready to forgive and forget, and give our old love just one more chance. And it would seem that our attentive patience and forgiveness is about to pay off.
So back in March the internet erupted with moaning about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot trailer. While people crying on the interwebs is nothing new, it was hard not to agree with all the bitching that ranged from Michael Bay’s involvement and the weird look of the turtles, to the odd casting of badass William Fichtner as Shredder. I’ll admit to not being convinced myself.
Since then, Paramount have released the odd uninspired poster, and the whole world has generally been completely “meh” about the whole affair. That was until the last trailer got released.
Dumb and Dumber is 20 years old. Just let that sink in for a moment.
That’s right; 20 years since that fur-covered van, those orange and pastel blue tuxedos, piss drinking cops and that retarded bowl haircut. Twenty. Years.
Well now we’re finally about to get some more Harry and Lloyd to chew on for another two decades.
We knew it was coming. Yet we kind of hoped we’d seen the end of Optimus and co., especially after 2011’s confused Transfers: Dark of the Moon. Michael Bay even teased us that he was done with the franchise. But I guess money talks. So the awesome 1980’s cartoon designed to sell toys to kids will be making it’s way back to the cinema screen this summer with Transformers: Age of Extinction. The new trailer can be viewed below.
So I got all hot and heavy over the Dual Shock Arn/Stallone combo-meal trailer for Escape Plan, and it turned out I really enjoyed the film too. It could have used more of Schwarzenegger sure, but it was otherwise funny and violent in equal measure. Thankfully Arnie will soon return to solo ass-kicking duties in March when Sabotage is finally released.
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