Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teaser Revealed!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 TMNT

After weeks and weeks of speculation and tense anus clenched waiting, we finally get our first Official glimpse at Michael Bay’s new take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And when I say Official, I mean OFFICIAL. Not those leaked set photos, or those model shots of the inevitable cash-in turtle action figures that found their way onto the internet only to be quickly¬†assassinated from existence by Paramount. No. Instead of the hazy photos that got us scratching our heads, we’ve now got actual moving images to tickle our brains.

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Transformers: Age of Extinction Trailer Hits, Has Easter Eggs

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We knew it was coming. Yet we kind of hoped we’d seen the end of Optimus and co., especially after 2011’s confused Transfers: Dark of the Moon. Michael Bay even teased us that he was done with the franchise. But I guess money talks. So the awesome 1980’s cartoon designed to sell toys to kids will be making it’s way back to the cinema screen this summer with Transformers: Age of Extinction. The new trailer can be viewed below.

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